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| Jetto Ninjin |
Jet Carrot |
| GO!GO!7188 |
GO!GO!7188 |
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| jetto ninjin, sora tobu ninjin |
Jet Carrot, carrot flying in the sky |
| kinou mitanda, yume janai no sa |
I saw it yesterday, it's not a dream |
| jetto ninjin, orenji no hikari |
Jet Carrot, orange light
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| sugoi supiido, jetto ninjin |
excellent speed, Jet Carrot |
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| itsumo no you ni, machi wo aruite itanda |
like always, walking down the street |
| nebokemanako de, akubi nanka shinagara |
with drowsy eyes, while he yawns and stretches |
| sora no kanata kara nagareboshi wo mita |
from over there, in the sky, I saw a shooting star |
| iya sore wa chigau mada hiruma na no ni |
no, I was wrong; it's not yet day |
| sono toki nanda |
when was that..? |
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| jetto ninjin, sora tobu ninjin |
Jet Carrot, carrot flying in the sky |
| atama no ue wo, sugoi hayasa de |
over my head at tremendous speeds |
| jetto ninjin, mabayui no hikari |
Jet Carrot, dazzling light
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| ii koto aru yo, jetto ninjin |
doing good things, Jet Carrot |
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| kinou mata, tsumaranai koto de kenka shite |
yesterday we fought again, over boring little things |
| kyou gomen-tte denwa shiyou to omotteta masa ni |
of course, I think we should call each other today and apologize |
| sono toki nanda, mado no soto wo mita |
when was it, when I saw it outside my window? |
| maaka ni somaru, yuuki ni utsutta mono wa |
dyed with markers, he's photographed in courage |
| jetto ninjin, sora tobu ninjin |
Jet Carrot, carrot flying in the sky |
| kinou mitanda, yume janai no sa |
I saw it yesterday, it's not a dream |
| jetto ninjin, orenji no hikari |
Jet Carrot, orange light
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| sugoi supiido, jetto ninjin |
excellent speed, Jet Carrot |
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| sono toki nanda, mado no soto wo mita |
when was it, when I saw it outside my window? |
| maaka ni somaru, yuuki ni utsutta mono wa |
dyed with markers, he's photographed in courage |
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| jetto ninjin, sora tobu ninjin |
Jet Carrot, carrot flying in the sky |
| kitto dareka no kikimachigai |
of course, they heard right |
| jetto ninjin, mukashi ni yatta |
Jet Carrot, finished long ago |
| kashu no namae wa jittarin jin |
the singer's name is, Jittering Person*
| *sounds like Jet Carrot in Japanese | | |
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Prepare for CUNY! [Make it Honors!]
To protect myself from devastation [A safety school within our nation]
To denounce the evils of teacher recs [To prove Fischer wrong and give her heck]
Ledwidge! [Brewster!]
Ben Macaulay blasts off at the speed of college!
Surrender now or prepare for a full scholarship!
[Meowth, that's a $65 application fee!] | | |
| If you haven't noticed, people haven't been meeting their quotae.
People keep having these 'emotions' and 'feelings' and they keep
sloshing them around and spilling them like piss on my tiny little area
rug of patience. PISSSSSSSŠ.
In conclusion, it's people like this, people who keep throwing around
their feelings and their mindless hopes and college angst. I
swear, when I find that bastard who invented this system of
technicalitites and red tape, I'll pry his eyes open, and tickle them.
For hours, and hours, and hours.
I think I understand violence and murder and torture. And I don't
think any of it would happen if people weren't so eager to promote all
the bullshit that's going on.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "In conclusion" about three paragraphs ago [in
a five-paragraphs-so-far post]? WELL TOO DAMN BAD. Because
I'm more important than whatever it is you were hoping to do once this
entry ended.
Anyway, back to things that matter [you'll look back one day and
understand]: when I rule the world, which is actually not too far
away, I give you as children of the Earth the following two options for
enforcing your ideal society:
1) College Student World: You're all free spirits and I'll take away
all the money and the guns and unfair weapons and leave you all
to form mini-societies in any way you like, no police or FBI or nuclear
wars, just the expansion of the term "street smarts" to mean things
like "inherent sense of duty" and "knows how to find a mango in this
crazy world". Advantages: Carefree life, material
posessions no longer an obstacle, life is just a survival horror game
without all the monsters and danger. Disadvantages:
The stupid and the worthless are still able to live in their own
societies without consequence.
2) Stuy Kid World: Red tape becomes daily practice; people take
standardized tests for all privelages (for example, citizenship,
eligibility for entering pre/elementary/middle/high school as well as
college and mandatory completion of all, a test on sexual safety for a
sex license and a test on drug safety for a drug license, etc.),
prohibition from being in any major stereotypes (not allowed to be
ghetto or preppy or emo, etc., like the current laws about not being in
a gang), not being allowed to impose religion on minors (no
circumcisions, baptisms, having children go to Bible study,
etc.). Advantages: Basically, high [but perfectly
reachable] standards for all, and promotion of living "the right way"
(which is a range, folks, a wide range but still a limit on what is
acceptable), motivation, and no possible wasted potential.
Disadvantages: All those licenses would be annoying to carry
around, and even if you had them all on one standardized super-ID card,
people could steal/lose them.
So think long and hard about it [unless you're a Clinton kid and you
know you'll have another brain hemorrhage..well, maybe that's not so
bad]. Are you really man enough to sacrifice your worthlessness
for the acceleration of the human race and its potential? Or are
you just another liberal-in-all-the-wrong-ways pussy, too lazy to have
anything expected you and willing to pretend you're "all that" in a
world full of imbeciles that make you look and feel better than you
should?
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| Wow. I was just watching the Fairly Oddparents, and they were
making fun of Jews. (But I want to see the Great Menorah appear
in the bagel patch!)
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